Things I've noticed in El Clasico

Just watched the clasico there. I'd term it a blockbuster as matches go. It had special effects, atmosphere, a tense plot and an inevitable conclusion where good triumphs over evil. Here are some things I've noticed:

• Pep Guardiola is adamant that short sleeves and a tie look good. Not unless you're managing people who stock shelves I'm afraid.
• Ronaldo never actually uses skill to get by an opponent. He does it to bolster brand Ronaldo. Then he stampedes past them like a wildebeest.
• Mourinho instantly reverts to a version of a disaffected teenager when things dont go his way.
• More to come, my mind is lazy.

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